the business of a businessman…

It happened once a couple were visiting Japan for their honeymoon, they both were…alike and very…hyperactive             (‘ya know those kinda folks). To every restaurant they visited,”We want the ULTIMATE Japanese meal”, they demanded,”But only on one condition, it should be veg”. So it was hard for them to find one (and for your information Japan doesn’t have many ‘ultimate’ veg food). And just how the proverb goes,’where there’s a will there’s a way’ they stumbled upon one, and the name was also similar,’the Ultimate Japanese Restaurant’. They went inside and met a stubby man who looked more Japanese than Japan itself (we can also say that he was the human version of a Japanese Sgt. Stubby). He greeted them with a smile (which was disgusting) and then the couple expressed their eagerness to taste the thing you already know (i don’t like to repeat things, so deal with it suckers) and then the Japanese man smiled like a Japanese man who’s gonna make some money, but then the couple dropped their ‘T&C’ like a bomb and the Japanese man frowned like a Japanese who’s not gonna make money (for a moment he remembered WWII, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, coincidently the couple were Americans and guess what the Japanese man was…Japanese)

 

THE END

(SRSLY??)

YUP, THE END

(YOU’RE KIDDIN’, RIGHT?)

YEAH I’M JUST MESSIN’ AROUND

ACTUALLY IT’S…

TO BE CONTINUED… (shoot)

 

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